About Me

I, am responsible for this collection of words people call a ‘blog’. This blog orbits the unconventional. If football and eccentricity are your bag then take my hand as I guide you through the wild plains of imagination. Football will never seem the same again.

So, tune in your eye-mouths & feast on words based loosely around the greatest league and club in the world. It’s a feast for your brain. Mmm, tasty football anecdotes.
Tired cliches are the enemy.



  1. Manchester United are the greatest club in the World, and yet clearly this site is aimed at those with learning difficulties or Gooners as we call them.
    Keep taking the tablets and carry on.

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